Bo Fo' Sho'

http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnh... ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"beat and lyrics by bo burnhamwalkin my poodles, man it never gets oldwith my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!get more ass than a giant donkey stable,got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,i get more head than grammar school lice,i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.jack ain't black, barry ain't white.i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur backcause i got the pipe and you got the crack.though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.chorus:My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian,aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonianthe rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,i gave it this little part to give it continuity.the fellas sayhey moron pass the gincause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgengive me the bottle, i'll chug two thirdscause you bitches know fractions speak louder than wordsand the ladies sayhey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonightshould i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?oh stop, PERIOD end of discussionchorus...walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).we're in the hood ill take what you give mewas einstein's theory good...relativelya smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mixa litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?poverty, racism, isn't it strange,that only the homeless are beggin for change?i shocked SherlockWhat, son? (watson) (watt, son?)Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!here's a bit of ironya Ford Focus driver has ADDHow'd i come to master all these things?like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 03:13
Rating: 4.85
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