MongoThePhilosopher (July 6, 2008 at 12:37 am)

proofreading: "where you FIND the majority of..."& speaking of which, the typical Hummer owner probably couldn't find the air filter if you asked them. You guys are driving girl cars!

MongoThePhilosopher (July 6, 2008 at 12:28 am)

Hey, it doesn't matter where it's made if you're life depends on it (like it does when you're far off the road). And if you do research, you'll see H2's are barely capable of handling the speed bumps at the mall, which is where you the majority of them. Get real, you're NOT HARDCORE. You're a pansy ass with a pansy mobile.

MongoThePhilosopher (July 6, 2008 at 12:24 am)

lol. watch the Hummer video in my profile. And your boss luxury hotel on wheels suv says it all. They're made for pansy ass's that don't realize that all that extra weight makes them crappy for off roading. They're basically for insecure, uninformed posers that want to look the part. And that "HOPE" campaign is pure marketing bullshit. Only one Hummer is on record of driving into a flood area. Like I said, they're for posers.

hardcore4republican (July 5, 2008 at 8:33 pm)

Hummersrock I agree with you, hummers are proud american made 5 star off roading hotels on wheels. Keep it up friend, and show the world which SUV is boss.

hardcore4republican (July 5, 2008 at 8:28 pm)

Range rovers and landcruisers are not true SUV's, they are just a bunch of chelsea tractors that guzzle gas in the city. Hummers are the only LUXURY suvs that are good in both city and off roading. Hummers are big guzzlers too, but at least they can offroad with the comfort of a limo.

hardcore4republican (July 5, 2008 at 8:24 pm)

fuck you mongothephilosopher, your philosophy sucks ass. I'm not a philosopher but I know hummers are the strongest luxury suv's ever made. If you hate hummers, don't watch videos with Hummers. Jesus.

racer7nevercrashes (July 5, 2008 at 11:35 am)

The only good hummer is the kind a Playboy Bunny gives you ;-)

khost26 (July 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm)

hummers are retarded and smell bad/

hartcommander (July 3, 2008 at 8:19 pm)

I like Hummers too, only thing isthat they eat too much gas, maybe 20mpg is okay w/ me

MongoThePhilosopher (July 2, 2008 at 10:16 pm)

And now back to better 4x4's. Nothing beats the classics! Something solid, with solid front axles. Something you can work on without special tools. They sure don't make cars like they used to. Something you don't worry about if you rolled it over a few times, because it's purely cosmetic, and you can still drive it home...and even be more proud of your beast! Like I said, Hummers are the epitome of the poser 4x4. And the owners are the epitome of the pretentious pansies trying to look tough ;-)